Mistress Velvet’s Domain is having some technical issues.
guest story by Zyzzyva
tags: flash fiction, mind control
To: support@mistressvelvetsdomain.com From: pornisseur1993@gmail.com Subject: Bug Report Hey, longtime subscriber, great site, love your stuff. Just wanted to say that the post dates on the videos and stuff seem to be in UTC rather than the user's local time? Not really critical to anything, just struck me as odd when your latest video said it had been posted three hours after I saw it and it took me a minute to figure out what was going on. Anyways, great site, hot vids, love your work.
To: support@mistressvelvetsdomain.com From: pornisseur1993@gmail.com Subject: Bug Report Heyo, me again, still a big fan. Excited when your latest video went up but it seemed to have some kind of flicker in the top left at points? I'd say it was a camera problem except that I looked at one of your older videos and it had the flicker all of a sudden too. Some kind of embedding issue on your site, maybe?
To: support@mistressvelvetsdomain.com From: pornisseur1993@gmail.com Subject: Bug Report Flicker's gone but there's some kind of hiss on the right audio channel now. I checked my speakers; I'm pretty sure it's the videos, or at least your player, sorry. Definitely the right channel only, left is fine.
To: support@mistressvelvetsdomain.com From: pornisseur1993@gmail.com Subject: Bug Report Flicker's back. It's a bit brighter and a lot more persistent. Sorry.
To: support@mistressvelvetsdomain.com From: pornisseur1993@gmail.com Subject: Bug Report Video player seems good again but the background on the main page is sorta... I dunno, throbbing? Like, the brightness is going up and down, and the hue changes a bit. Really irregular timing, too. Weird.
To: support@mistressvelvetsdomain.com From: pornisseur1993@gmail.com Subject: Bug Report Main page is all good! Awesome. Your video player's got some colour-distortion now, though, looks kinda swirly. It's, uh, pretty bad. I can barely see you in the vids at this point.
To: support@mistressvelvetsdomain.com From: pornisseur1993@gmail.com Subject: Bug Report I'm so sorry about all these bug reports. Your videos are so well done and so hot, I really do love the site and all your work on it, and I'm just trying to help figure out why you've been having all these issues all of a sudden. It's weird, eh? Anyways, the throbbing's back on the main page and the videos too, and now there's some kinda real high-pitched auto loop in synch with it.
To: support@mistressvelvetsdomain.com From: pornisseur1993@gmail.com Subject: Re: VIP Access Oh fuck, wow. You didn't have to. I'm honestly just trying to help, I love your stuff and I want your site to be as awesome as you are. I didn't even know there was a vip section, is it new? Thanks so much. > ...
To: support@mistressvelvetsdomain.com From: pornisseur1993@gmail.com Subject: Bug Report I'm really, really sorry, but, uh... your vip site is broken, I think. The page redirects or something to a page that's just got this big pulsing spiral on it and, like, flashing words? I think they said "Why won't you just fucking submit already!?!?" or something like that, but they went by really fast and I wasn't able to screencapture on the right frame. Sorry. I'm sure the vip site's got some real great content of yours, looking forward to watching it once you've fixed whatever this is.
To: support@mistressvelvetsdomain.com From: pornisseur1993@gmail.com Subject: Re: Re: Bug Report Yeah, no problem! Always glad to be of service, if you know what I mean, heh! Already excited for your next video. > ... > > ...